Every year we spend money on folded cardboard, and every year we pretend it's about the thought that counts. This vintage-inspired birthday card celebrates one of humanity's longest-running traditions with just the right amount of sarcasm. Perfect for anyone who appreciates dry humor and a refreshingly honest birthday card. Details: • Premium quality, soft touch cardstock • Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4") • Blank inside • All cards are individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve 🇺🇸 Each card is printed in the USA.